[ —yoongi
—jiminzzz , 16:21 ]
jiminzzz: NAMJOON HATES ME
yoongi: mans doesnt hate anyone
jiminzzz: NO HE HATES ME FOR SURe
yoongi: got proof??
jiminzzz: he called me and was like "jimin i gotta tell you something" and he hunG UP
yoongi: i think what you are experiencing is
yoongi: gay panic
jiminzzz: WHAT DO I DO
yoongi: stop screaming
jiminzzz: NO
yoongi: hm well when is he gonna tell you smth
jiminzzz: i dont know??
jiminzzz: i cant just ask him can i??
yoongi: you could
jiminzzz: well im not
[ —yoongi
—jiminzzz , 18:50 ]
yoongi: hAs hE tOlD yOu yEt
jiminzzz:
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jiminzzz: he called me.
yoongi: and?? you're being stubborn
jiminzzz: hhe was like "we should go out sometime" and like idk what thAT MEANS im stress
jiminzzz: i think ive sprouted a few gray hairs
yoongi: oh hell yeah i ship it
jiminzzz: s t o p
jiminzzz: i was crying and and and
yoongi: ur wildin. crying while on the phone with your crush.
jiminzzz: he asked if i was and i said yes and now hes COMING OVER
yoongi: ooo jimins gonna get some DICK!
jiminzzz: NO THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
yoongi: but you want it to
jiminzzz: ...maybe
yoongi: i can read you like a BOOK
jiminzzz: read the holy book, not me
yoongi: ouch, min
[ —hoseok
—taehtynsg
—jungkOok. ]
jungkOok: hoseoOoook
hoseok: oh god
taehtynsg: i thought you knew better than to say the lords name in vein!
hoseok: what do you rats want
taehtynsg: we found tea on jimin
hoseok: IS HE WHO YOU GUYS WERE SPYING ON
jungkOok: MAYBE
hoseok: GUYS THATS MEAN
taehtynsg: NO ITS NOT
hoseok: I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR "TEA"
jungkOok: were gonna tell you
taehtynsg: we really are
hoseok: istf- FINE
jungkOok: taehyung SNATCHED! jimins phone
hoseok: okay?? yall a bunch of thieves???
taehtynsg: do u wanna know what we saw
hoseok: i really dont
[a/n
bianca keeps yelling at me HERE YOU GO ily]
YOU ARE READING
hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
