yoongi: SCREAMS
hoseok: CAN I JOIN?
yoongi: can i jo i n
yoongi: NO YOU CANT JOIN WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
taehtynsg: PLEASE
taehtynsg: YOU GUYS ALREADY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING AT ME THEN WHY NOWWWA
hoseok: c a n i j o i n ? !
seokjin: whatt
yoongi: OI i'll tell you
seokjin: oh thank god
jiminzzz: you guys are all dead to me
[ – seokjin
– yoongi ]
yoongi: OKAY LMAO AT SCHOOL IN THE AUDITORIUM
yoongi: HOSEOK AND I WERE MAKIN OUT LIKE WE DO, YEAH ??
seokjin: oh shit okay yeah
yoongi: i guess we didn't here those heavy ass doors close or open, and taehyung just pushes the curtain to the side, gasps, screams
yoongi: at this point we're kinda in shock, staring at taehyung
yoongi: AND HE HE HE HE
yoongi: "can i join?"
seokjin: did you let him join
yoongi: what thefuck
[ my headache! ]
jungkookington the fourth: i want to knooow
hoseok: no way you toe
jungkookington the fourth: ill sue you
hoseok: no you wont omg
jungkookington the fourth: you wanna go to court!!
hoseok: IM IN DEBT YOU FUCKER
jungkookington the fourth: HOW YOU GOT NO JOB
hoseok: i owe like fifty dollars to my mom and ten dollars to namjoon
namjoon: you can buy me wendys you know
hoseok: and owe my mom seventy????
taehtynsg: WOW
taehyung: singihae singihae singihae nan
jiminzzz: what
taehtynsg: em eye ex ex
jiminzzz: i dont know what that means
taehtynsg: you suck
jungkookington the fourth: dick
jiminzzz: DO I LOOK LIKE YOONGI
yoongi: youre so mean min
namjoon: min can go for jimin or yoongi
yoongi: jimin
namjoon: i agree
namjoon: MINI JIMINNN
jiminzzz: 😤😤
namjoon: MINI
seokjin: watch out he'll ban you to hell
jiminzzz: ss
jungkookington the fourth: the fangs came out
jiminzzz: FANGS
jungkookington the fourth: yeah! snakes have fangs, vampires have fangs
jiminzzz: vampires dont exist
hoseok: you cried while watching twilight
namjoon: why were you guys watching twilight lmao
hoseok: its a long story
namjoon: i've got the time
jiminzzz: no go read your stupid science books
yoongi: OOF LMAO
jungkookington the fourth: oof
taehtynsg: o o f
hoseok: oofies
yoongi: seriously hoseok??
hoseok: OOFIES
YOU ARE READING
hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
