hell awaits! bts

huit

taehtynsg: jared is asking to get shot in the face

jungkookington the fourth:

taehtynsg: he took my clout goggles and had the AUDACITY

taehtynsg: to say they were his

namjoon: clout goggles are deaaaad

taehtynsg: they took forever to come in the mail leave me alone

namjoon: you and jungkook like dead memes so idk if you're telling the truth

jungkookington the fourth: do not!

namjoon: !

hoseok: im bored someone entertain me

yoongi: heloooo

hoseok: 👀😋

taehtynsg: you guys are gross

yoongi: xoxo

taehtynsg: punmaster is making us go to olive garden

yoongi: ask for a bag of parmesan cheese or breadsticks. say its for min yoongi and they'll know whats up

taehtynsg: im not- no

yoongi: 💥 bam

jiminzzz: hola

jungkookington the fourth: 🐍🐍

jiminzzz: 🦖🦖

namjoon: THERES A DINOSAUR EMOJI SINCE WHEN

jiminzzz: a year?

namjoon: new favorite emoji.

hoseok: since when did you use emojis

namjoon: 🐥👀😔😋😤💖🦖🐍💥😝😜👏🏼😳💗✊🏼💞💕💓🤧😎😉😣😰😓😊😷🖕🏼🤙🏼🗣 my frequent emojis :)

taehtynsg: i like how the dinosaur is already there

namjoon: gotta spam someone!

yoongi: 👀👀 jimin

jiminzzz: YOONGI STOP

jiminzzz: im gonna cry and its all your fault

yoongi: lol

jungkookington the fourth: did i miss something

jiminzzz: i hope you did or else i'll push your head off next

jungkookington the fourth: he cant just talk to me this way can he

taehtynsg: i would pay to see this

seokjin: me too

yoongi: shoot i'll have to tell him

jiminzzz: nonononononONO

yoongi: twas jokes

jiminzzz: you dont DO THAT

jungkookington the fourth: wanna brawl, park?

jiminzzz: no

jungkookington the fourth:

taehtynsg: WHERE DO YOU GET THESE IMNDJD

jungkookington the fourth: i get around taehyung. my phone is full of group chats

taehtynsg: most of them are just people in this chat and i know that for a fact

jungkookington the fourth: hey, no

taehtynsg: oh yeah and the one with your parents and brother

jungkookington the fourth:

[a/n
thinking i got a plan for next chapter. i gotta make some moves wit jimin 😤😤😤😤😤 oh shit also this is starting to remind me of an old fic of mine called comic books. it was where they were all in comic book club but i deleted it and turned it into my own private hell of banter. jungkook was rich as hell and yoonseok once made out on his bed.

also read warm pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls]