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yoongi: when i was younger i thought jesus and god were the same thing. when i was told they weren't my head spun so quickly like what the hell

yoongi: also this lady at sunday school told me that when were five we can all see our guardian angel and THAT scarred me for life because i never saw a floating white thing

taehtynsg: you dont deserve a guardian angel

yoongi: wow

hoseok: its like three in the morning

yoongi: hobi go to bed!!!

hoseok: wtf why dont you go to bed

taehtynsg: hey guys

yoongi: no

taehtynsg: yeah im gonna go to bed

yoongi: wait whos the holy spirit

yoongi: taehyung please who is that

yoongi: okay so someones just gonna leave me on read

yoongi: google it is

jiminzzz: yoongi we go to a CHRISTAIN school

yoongi: do i pay attention????? no!!!!

yoongi: now whos the damn holy spirit

yoongi: OH MY GOD ITS A GHOST

yoongi: no wait its a breath?? this shit dont add up

yoongi: wait no the holy spirit is god

yoongi: and god is jesus

yoongi: so i wasnt wrong? damn i was smart

yoongi: wait no

yoongi: wait yes

yoongi: what the fuck— who wrote this?

yoongi: well dont i have questions for the shishtars tomorrow

yoongi: can we have a q&a tomorrow during orayer or whatever its called tbh idk

hoseok: YOONGI GO TO BED

yoongi: if i become a devil worshiper doesnt that mean i still believe in god

hoseok: SLEEP

yoongi: hm no

[ — yoongi
— jiminzzz ]

yoongi: jimiIiin whats up

jiminzzz: MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING

yoongi: well shit do you need help with that

jiminzzz: MAKE IT GO BACK

yoongi: okok turn it off

yoongi: WAIT NO BAD JOKE DONT KILL YOURSELF

jiminzzz: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

yoongi: why dont you just tell a fellow gay what happened

jiminzzz: OH MY GDIDHS DONT SAYBTHAT

yoongi: but it is something gay i see

jiminzzz: i gUess??????

yoongi: well what the ihob happened

jiminzzz: when i dmed namjoon i didnt say anything when he messaged back but liKe he thought it was weird so ue talked to me at school and i fucking TOLD HIM

jiminzzz: WITH PAINTINGS OF JESUS AROUND

yoongi: ok how is your life crumbling

jiminzzz: DO YOY NTI SEEEE

yoongi: no ok how did joon respond

yoongi: did u die

yoongi: ope u read that

jiminzzz: he didnt say anything for like THREE hours he just sTARED at me and told me to not CRY

yoongi: cute

jiminzzz: NO

jiminzzz: HE HUGEGER DMEMEMEME

jiminzzz:

[ safe zone ✊🏼✊🏼😤😔]

yoongi: fellas who wrote the bible

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       thus has to be the worst chapter yet omg what is the holy spirit]