jungkOok: i am
jungkOok: sad
yoongi: oh?
taehtynsg: ohmy
jungkOok: and im tired
taehtynsg: bad combination
jungkOok: right?
yoongi: you gonna tell us whats up or just continue watching anime
jungkOok: hmmmmmm
jungkOok: anime.
hoseok: wrong choice 🤧🤧
jungkOok:
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yoongi: 👀 you aren't just SAD! jungkook does not just get SAD!
jungkOok: emo. i will cut my hair into a bad fringe.
jungkOok: idk im just really grateful for you guys
taehtynsg: dont do it
jungkOok: uwu
taehtynsg: ) ;
jungkOok: like why havent you guys drop kicked me out of the window yet
jungkOok: you know,,,, like most people
yoongi: muh muh MONEY 🤧🤧🤧
hoseok: YOU CANT SAY THAT
yoongi: OOPS
yoongi: jk lol i can sometimes tolerate you
jungkOok:
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jungkOok: i did get a pet rat and i named herbert
jungkOok: but it's pronounced urburt
jungkOok: or herbé
namjoon: how are your parents okay with a street creature living in your house
jungkOok: they're used to taehyung
taehtynsg: FIGHT ME
jungkOok:
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taehtynsg: herbert is my son too
jungkOok: i bought him
taehtynsg: you were only able to get him bc i watched you get your thigh clawed alive
seokjin: who else doesn't care about taehyung and jungkooks rat?
jungkOok: MY RAT
namjoon: 🤰🏻
namjoon: wrong one
namjoon: 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
yoongi: in what conversation do you need to use the pregnant emoji
namjoon: when do you not use the pregnant emoji
yoongi: UM ALWAYS?????
yoongi: i do not approve of this relationship
jungkOok: what relationship 👀👀👀
hoseok: oh thank god you forgot
taehtynsg: gotta love our savior jesus christ 🙏
taehtynsg: you guis jared only pronounces jesus the spanish way
taehtynsg: it triggers me just a little
hoseok: taehyung your christian is showing
taehtynsg: oh no
[a/n
im tired and scared bc dora is lurking in hoseoks closet]
YOU ARE READING
hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
