hell awaits! bts

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[ safe place ✊🏼✊🏼😔😤 , 16:38 ]

yoongi: did anything happen today i swear to god if something happened today

taehtynsg: oh you have no idea

yoongi: oh god

seokjin: more like oh jesus

taehtynsg: HAHAHAHS

yoongi: what haPPENED

hoseok: a big fat mess happened, thats what

yoongi: what what what what what

namjoon: probably regret faking being sick

yoongi: IM NOT FAKING IT I THREW UP THIS MORNING

namjoon: yep i believe you

yoongi: i had to eat chicken noodle soup, do you know how much i hate chicken noodle soup??

hoseok: he truly does hate it

yoongis WHAT HAPPENED

jungkookington the fourth: someone finally got jimin to break

seokjin: that is NOT what happened but whatever

jungkookington the fourth: then what happened??

seokjin: man idk i think someone got jimin drunk

taehtynsg: my bets on jungkook

jungkookington the fourth: i did no such thing!

yoongi: okay jimin finally stole some of that communion wine, WHAT ELSE

seokjin: i think we should just ket you find out tomorrow

yoongi: no dont do this to me

taehtynsg: jimin may or may not have commited vandalism

yoongi: are you sure this is jimin you're talking about

jiminzzz: STOP

hoseok: he broke jesus

jiminzzz: JUNGKOOK PUSHED ME.

jungkookington the fourth: NO I DIDNT

yoongi: nah you guys gotta be exaggerating

[ safe place ✊🏼✊🏼😔😤 , 08:13 ]

yoongi: OH MY GOD IS THERE NOT A HEAD ON THAT JESUS STATUE

yoongi: IS JIMIN CRYING

yoongi: IM HOLDING EVERYTHING BACK TO NOT CACKLE AT THIS

yoongi: "WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BE IN VERY BIG TROUBLE"

yoongi: JIMINNSNSNDNNDND

[ safe place ✊🏼✊🏼😔😤 , 13:48 ]

taehtynsg: wow yoongi a whole rebel having his phone

jiminzzz: i should just say i did it

yoongi: no you should not

jiminzzz: nono i really should

yoongi: i will murder you before god's wrath does, no you will not

jiminzzz: so i'll just drown in guilt the rest of my life???????

hoseok: join the club

taehtynsg:

hoseok: tae dont ever use that ever again

taehtynsg: fight me, kid who wont double text because someone said he couldn't

hoseok: fuck

hoseok: u

jiminzzz: i will tomorrow i have to and i will

yoongi: no

jiminzzz: yes

jungkookington the fourth: jimin tomorrow morning