yoongi: have you guys seen hoseok
jungkOok: he died
yoongi: HE WHAT
taehtynsg: ishdejjdhef
yoongi: fucker
jungkOok: why woukd i know where he is
yoongi: i wqs just asking!
jiminzzz: did something happen?
yoongi: mayb
taehtynsg: 00000000000:
taehtynsg: spill daddy
yoongi: dont call me that
taehtynsg: SPILL
yoongi: idk thOugh he just texted me like two days ago saying that someone told him i cheate don him???
namjoon: thats a thick sentence
yoongi: THANKS FOR THE HELP
yoongi: hey seOopkjin
seokjin:
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jungkOok: jimin
jiminzzz: what
jungkOok: bet you 100$ that seokjin knows something
jiminzzz: he obviously does im not gonna give you a hundred dollars whatvthefuck
jungkOok: YOU JUST SWORE
jiminzzz: UWU
jungkOok: DONT UWU ME
jiminzzz: namjoon, uwu
jungkOok: absolutely disgusting
jungkOok: hey which one of you uglies are gonna come to my game today 😔✊🏼
jiminzzz: no one 😤✊🏼
jungkOok: STOP DOING THIS, WHAT DEMON CRAWLED INTO YOU
taehtynsg: come come come dagawa
yoongi: wheres hobi ):>
namjoon: whats twenty in french
namjoon: need it asap xoxoxo
jungkOok: VENTI CARAMEL MACCHIATO
namjoon: no thats not it...
namjoon: is it vente?
namjoon: nooooo its not
jiminzzz: vingt
namjoon:
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yoongi: ):< seokjin you fucking fucker respond to me or i'll ban you to the seventh level of hell
seokjin: i know NOTHING! he is NOT! in my HOUSE!
yoongi: FUCKER
seokjin: I THINK MY MOM LOVES HIM MORE THAN ME
yoongi: EVERYONE LOVES HOSEOK MORE THAN YOU
seokjin: HEY
yoongi: ... does mans got his phone
seokjin: its in the bath tub
yoongi: is HE OKAY
seokjin: yes
taehtynsg: what a convincing yes
seokjin: he has not gone through my freezer okay. all my pizza rolls and neopolitan ice cream? still there.
jungkOok: neopolitan ice cream is only good for the strawberry flavor
taehtynsg: true that man
yoongi: i miss hoseok
yoongi: ):
jungkOok: ur gross.
[ —jiminzzz
—yoongi ]
jiminzzz: is this all bc of that u cheatting
yoongi: PROBA FUCKING LY
jiminzzz: thats sad
jiminzzz: i love namjoon 💕💗💖💞💓💕💗💖💞💓💕💗💖💞💓
yoongi: im fucking blocking you MY BOYFRIEND WONT TALK TO MEEEEEEEE
[a/n
long time no see 😔 this should go back to its crack head ways in a hot second 😔 i'll get back to them daily updates 😔]
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hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
