[ —jiminzzz
—yoongi ]jiminzzz:
yoongi: is this actually happening right now?yoongi: are yoy actually doing this?
jiminzzz: 😕🙁
yoongi: are you guys not dating
jiminzzz: what
yoongi: what
yoongi: WHAT YOU ARENT?
yoongi: these past three weeks have been a lie
jiminzzz: .
yoongi: why arent you SAYING ANYTHIN
jiminzzz: IDK
yoongi: WHATBTHE FUCK WAS YOUNSAYING YOU LOVE HIM
jiminzzz:
[ safe sone 😤😤✊🏼✊🏼 ][ jungkOok renamed the chat to wax melt heaven! ]
hoseok: can i ask?
jungkOok: nope
taehtynsg: his mom bought a bunch of wax melts and theyre all in jungkooks room
jungkOok: i said NO
seokjin: this is so sad, alexa play if you
jungkOok: LOSER OETORI SEN cheokhaneun geopjaengi
seokjin: wrong song
jungkOok: i know but loser is superior
seokjin: /: okay jungkook
yoongi: guys im booboo the fool
namjoon: me too
yoongi: you cannot speak on this
namjoon: ):
hoseok: arent we all
yoongi: jimin is being stupid
jungkOok: when is he not
jiminzzz: i will throw my shoe at you
jungkOok: ok peace out herbert needs food
seokjin: did jungkook actually get a fucking pet rat
jungkOok: now what is so hard to believe about that
seokjin: i just dont understand
jiminzzz: im going to hell
taehtynsg: we all are jimjim
yoongi: jimjim—
jiminzzz: hiss
yoongi: THATS NOT NICE
jiminzzz: YOURE NOT NICE
seokjin: one of these days, can this chat have a civilized conversation?
hoseok: about what
seokjin: idk not a pet rat or how jungkook "hates" jimin
hoseok: that sounds impossible
[ jungkOok has renamed the chat to anime tiddies ]
namjoon: CHANGE IT
jungkOok: NO
namjoon: WHY IS JUNGKOOK ADMIN AND IM NOT?
jungkOok: BECAUSE YOU GOT DEMOTED WHEN YOU BROKE THAT VASE
namjoon: WHEN DID I EVER
jiminzzz: last week
jungkOok: yes, see, jimin agrees
[ jungkOok has renamed the chat to 40 year old virgins ]
yoongi: im not a virgin
jungkOok: hush
[a/n
i need to write a new fic soon ]
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hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true