hell awaits! bts

dix-huit

UNKNOWN NUMBER IS CALLING!
ACCEPTDECLINE

"hello?"

"is this hoseok?"

"yeah..? who is this?"

"not important."

"oh-"

"you and yoongi min are dating, right?"

"who is this?"

"i'll take that as a yes. anyways,
i'm pretty sure he's cheating on you."

"excuse—"

UNKNOWN NUMBER HAS HUNG UP!

CALLING YOONGI...

...

...

"hey, hoseok."

"i just got the strangest call."

"really? what did it say?"

"you cheated on me."

"what? thats the stupidest thing
i've ever heard! do you act—"

YOU HAVE ENDED THE CALL.

[      —yoongi
       —jiminzzz  ]

yoongi: UH IM CONFUSED

jiminzzz: you SCARED ME

yoongi: HOW DID I DO THAT

jiminzzz: you see, i have my ringer on, and nobody ever texts me. do you see what im getting at?

yoongi: uh sure

yoongi: UM ANYWAYS

yoongi: i think hoseoks going crazy

jiminzzz: how come

yoongi: hes saying that someone called him and told him that i cheated or something???

jiminzzz: did you

yoongi: NO

[ safe zone ✊🏼✊🏼😤😔]

jungkOok: my head hurts

seokjin: haha loser

taehtynsg: i have a head of steel. nothing hurts me.

jungkOok: i smacked you in the head with a milk jug and you cried

taehtynsg: why the exposure?

jungkOok: you taunted me!!

taehtynsg: im not coming to your game tomorrow.

jungkOok: HEY IM SORRY

taehtynsg: oh i suddenly can

seokjin: you guys need counseling

seokjin: a marriage counselor

namjoon: does your theory hold up

seokjin: yes holy shit i think i saw someone snorting cocaine

taehtynsg: it was probably smarties

seokjin: it wasn't multi colored TAEHYUNG

taehtynsg: hm

namjoon: isnt rhat what happens at all parties

seokjin: big pool. cocaine. pool.

namjoon: what the hell

seokjin: I KNOW

jungkOok: oh my god taehyung

jungkOok: mext time you cone over, bring a fuckton of jello and gelatin

taehtynsg: why

jungkOok: in phineas and ferb rhey made a huge thing of jello out of a POOL

seokjin: ooo chlorine flavored jello!

[a/n
      like all of this is biancas idea. blame her! its my book but its our au, how terrible is that!?]