hell awaits! bts

sept

note; is sept seven in french? i dont wanna google

yoongi: i let myself get caught for skipping class for one reason. wanna know what that reason is?

namjoon: why

yoongi: see him in detention

yoongi: he told me this was his hell

namjoon: you're so mean to him indndhf

jungkookington the fourth: DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW CONFESSED THOUGH

namjoon: honestly jungkook you're so annoying

jungkookington the fourth: oh hey yeah my parents are lawyers

namjoon: sO

jungkookington the fourth: 😔 do you puthies wanna come to my house

yoongi: house is a big understatement

jungkookington the fourth: you living in a shack is not my problem

taehtynsg: big bang makes me feel things

jungkookington the fourth: i love gd

namjoon: weve been knew

yoongi: wait was jimin actually drunk BECAUSE UH i need some tea to be spilt like immediately

seokjin: he couldve been high,,,,

yoongi: mans would NEVER

namjoon: oo does jimin hve tea

yoongi: yes very big tea and he WONT TELL ME

jiminzzz: I SAID THAT IM NEVER GOING TO TELL YOU

yoongi: GNMSNDND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING

[ —jiminzzz
—yoongi ]

jiminzzz: you cant ask questions

yoongi: OKAY

jiminzzz: you will not freak

yoongi: no promises bro

jiminzzz: i dOont wanna tell you

yoongi: youve come too far

yoongi: BESIDES it cant be that bad

jiminzzz: its terribke its making me cry

yoongi: i can help!!

jiminzzz: ew no

yoongi: wow u just boost my ego right up

jiminzzz: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh n a

yoongi: sodium what

jiminzzz: KAJSJD NAMJOON

[a/n
       you see in my mind i imagine jimin throwing his phone down and fuckinh screeching until he cant breathe]