jungkOok: lets rate eachother i will go first
jungkOok: me: 10/10
taehyung: 7/10, once threw a bible at my head
jimin: 1/10 go die in a hole
namjoon: 6/10 youre cool i guess.
hoseok: 7/10
yoongi: 3/10, youre scary
jin: 2/10, youre mean
seokjin: that's wrong, im a 10
hoseok: me? the same level as taehyung? when have i ever inconvenienced you
jungkOok: you didnt give me pudding on your birthday
hoseok: THAT WAS LIKE IN SIXTH GRADE
jungkOok: I WANTED PUDDING
taehtynsg: i only threw that bible at your head because you killed me in sky wars
seokjin: like minecraft sky wars???? thats gold
jiminzzz: YOURE SO MEAN TO ME
jungkOok: YOURE A BRAT
jiminzzz: jungkook: 0/10
taehyung: 3/10
namjoon: 11/10
hoseok: 5/10
yoongi: 1/10
seokjin: 2/10
hoseok: everyone loves me
yoongi: i'll take what i can get
taehtynsg: these mexican cookies are my life
taehtynsg: i could eat the whole box in a day
jungkOok: why am i. a zero. that. is. wrong
jiminzzz: its not
seokjin: me: 7/10
jungkook: 0/10
taehyung: 0/10
jimin: 0/10
hoseok: 0/10
namjoon: 0/10
yoongi: 0/10
yoongi: eat my ass 🤧
seokjin: that is vile
hoseok: plot twist: jungkook is in love with jimin
taehtynsg: i cackled and jared yelled at me
jungkOok: at this point im gonna steal my moms mini van
hoseok: conspiracies about this chat: a thread
hoseok: | jungkook drinks the juice out of a hot dog package
taehtynsg: i can confirm that
jungkOok: IT WAS ONE TIME
hoseok: | jimin got let off too easy for breaking jesus, didnt have to pay a fee or NUTHIN
hoseok: | namjoon is passing french for one reason and one reason only
hoseok: bc someone here is good at the language of love 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
namjoon: lol maybe
hoseok: im smart
taehtynsg: you forgot to add that jungkooks mom doesnt have a mini van
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General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
