yoongi: tbh? im convinced that the bible is the best selling fiction epic of all time
namjoon: me too
yoongi: see??? i said you knew what i was talking about
taehtynsg: i think youre triggering me more than jimin
[ — taehtynsg
— jungkOok ]
taehtynsg: wanna know some mad tea john
jungkOok: who said you could call me that
taehtynsg: i did
jungkOok: i have been intrigued
taehtynsg: by my mad tea?
jungkOok: no
taehtynsg: then whats the point of me messaging you BYE
jungkOok: whats your tea
taehtynsg: someone in the ugly ass chat you call HOME is wildin!
jungkOok: dont act like its NOT the one chat you live in
taehtynsg: your priorities are all WRONG
jungkOok: whos wildin
taehtynsg: i have mad eyesight you see
taehtynsg: i can seeeee
jungkOok: youre giving me a headache
taehtynsg: your computer screen is, stop watching anime titties
jungkOok: WHY ARE YOU AT A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL STOP
taehtynsg: mad friends ✊🏼✊🏼 whO I DONT EVEN TALK TO ANYMORE
jungkOok: WHO IS WILDIN
taehtynsg: jimin!
jungkOok: trio member? never!
taehtynsg: DOES HE EVER MESSAGE YOU ANYMORE
jungkOok: no;;;; but to be fair,,,, i wouldnt message me either
taehtynsg: conspiracy theories with kim taehyung: jimin is wildiNG
jungkOok: what kind
taehtynsg: idk?? sucking dick??
jungkOok:
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taehtynsg: ok idk but mans is HIDING SOMETHING!
jungkOok: SPY JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG
taehtynsg: OH MY ARE WE MAKING A RETURN?
jungkOok: HECK YEAH
taehtynsg: we should announce it
jungkOok: yes.
[ safe zone ✊🏼✊🏼😤😔]
taehtynsg: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
jungkOok: drdrdrdrdrdrDRDRDRDRDR🥁🥁🥁🥁
seokjin: i had to clean my glasses what am i looking at
taehtynsg: jungkook, why dont you do the honors?
jungkOok: nonono, you should!
taehtynsg: my, it was your idea!
jungkOok: youre right
yoongi: you guys are weird
jungkOok: me and taehyung are gonna start spying again
hoseok: nooooo whyyyyy
taehtynsg: ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE
hoseok: YOUR NOSY CAUSES??
taehtynsg: YOU KNOW WHAT, YES
[a/n
i just like cannot let jimin breathe for a SECOND. but hi whats up message me bc im lonely]
YOU ARE READING
hell awaits! bts
General Fictiontldr; jimins in a panic, taekook in their own bubble, seokjin talks every once in a while, hoseok's theories are all true
