"Dear Sir Pig"

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Dear sir pig

You are so mighty

Dear sir pig

I know you will not bite me

Dear sir pig

How you rule your barnyard

Dear sir pig

The straw is kept so golden

Dear sir pig

The sheep, you know I told them


I told the sheep

The straw was for laying

They disagreed with me

And said it was for grazing


I told the sheep

The gate was for keeping

But they disagreed again

And said it was for leaping


Dear sir pig

I told those sheep

To mind their place

And not to make a peep

But they disagreed again

And set to loud baying

They unsettled the hens

And then began playing...


Playing a set of drums

Making a loud racket

And a saxophone blaring

Heard all the way to market


The Ram began with guitar

A Ewe on tambourines

A Lamb played harmonica

A Billy goat began to sing


The sun was arising

With the day's work laid out ahead

And then what did happen

All the animals went to bed


Dear sir pig

I know none of this is right

What could we do

To stop the tragedy last night


Mr. Rabbit friend

Said it will be ok,

"Last night I listened from my shed

While munching on the hay."


The sheep are quite silly

When they get up at night

But I do not mind

As long as all is put up right


Get some rest my Rabbit friend

For tonight will begin again

Another barnyard adventure

Or another ten

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