Suzan: Rise and shine beautiful we got so much to do today.
I groaned as the light from the sun shine directly onto my face. My wife was seated on my lap with a huge grin on her face.
Janet: Get off me Suzan
Suzan: Uh I believe what you meant to say was "Good Morning My Beauuutiful wife"
Janet: Girl get off
I pushed her off my lap then attempted to go back to sleep. Five minutes later, something wet and cold woke me up then I realized that she had poured a bucket of water on me.
Janet: What the fuck Suzan!!! You tryna kill me? Huh?
Suzan: I told you to get up Janet
Janet: You know what Suzan, get the fuck out of my face before I kill you hear?
I don't know what got into her but she's one step away from getting a Jackson special. I go up out of the wet bed and went to the bathroom to change and get myself ready. After I was finished showering and drying my hair, I went out to the living room to get Gil ignoring my wife's calls.
Janet: Gil get up boo
Gil: *mumbles* no James I'm not ready yet baby
Who the fuck is James? I slapped the shit out of his bald ass head scaring him half to death.
Gil:Bitch you better be glad I love you the hell is your problem this morning *rubs head*
Janet: Get up and get ready and bring swim trunks with you we're going swimming *giggles*
Gil: *mumbles and walk away* Bipolar ass
Janet: Your mother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I dragged behind my sisters as they ran excitedly to the pool. I was not happy to be here at all because one, they woke me up out of my damn sleep and they know I am not a morning person but I played along. We all sat on the lounge chairs in our swimsuits taking in the morning sun.
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