Peter Parker is headed to college, and the transition couldn't possibly be any tougher. All of his friends are leaving him, his job isn't getting any easier, and he still has to do the "superhero thing".
However, things take a turn for the worst wh...
(We open on an empty office space when a terrified soldier wanders into frame, gun shaking out of fear. A swift wind moves papers, startling the soldier.)
SOLDIER #1: "Come out, Spider-Kid."
(We see an innocent girl sitting underneath her desk. She's trying really hard not to make noise when she moves her leg a little bit and knocks over a cup holding pencils. The soldier hears the noise.)
SOLDIER #1: (smiles) "Oh..." (sing-song voice as he walks towards the girl) "The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout...down came the rain and..."
(The soldier quickly aims the gun underneath the opposite desk, only to find nothing. We look up to see Spider-Man holding the girl as he hangs on the ceiling.)
SPIDEY: (whispering to girl) "Psst. I'm gonna give these guys a show, so on my signal, sprint for the elevator, ok?"
GIRL: "What's your signal?"
(Spidey gently lets her down on the floor and gestures...3...2...)
SPIDEY: (Yells) "HEY DUMB DUMB! OVER HERE!"
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GIRL: (mouths) "Thank you."
(She runs into the elevator as she safely exits. The soldier shoots at Spider-Man, misses every single shot, and runs out of ammo.)
SPIDEY: "Wow, that's some Stormtrooper aim right there!"
(Pretending to be like a cowboy in a standoff, he fires a web, sticking the soldier to the wall behind him.)
SPIDEY: (sees the soldier annoyed) "You mad bro? And by the way, it's Spider-MAN."
(Spider-Man quickly leaps out of an open window, as we see in slow motion what Spidey sees when he looks at the office level below him in mid-air, which is: 4 hostages and 7 armed soldiers.)
(Spider-Man turns, fires a web, and slings himself into the office like a missile, knocking out 2 soldiers right off the bat. He slams two other soldiers together by pulling them into each other. He then spins and kicks one soldier, jumps and zips over to the other soldier and punches him. He turns around and finds a young kid being held hostage by the last soldier.)
SOLDIER #2: "I swear! If you even move, I'll shoot him!"
SPIDEY: "Ok...ok...please don't shoot, I hate guns."
SOLDIER#2: "Yeah, then you're not gonna like this!"
(All of a sudden, the soldier gets blasted away by a yellow aura.)
SPIDEY: "Geez!"
(Spidey turns to the right to find Danny Rand AKA The Iron Fist standing in front of him in a nice suit with a glowing yellow fist.)
DANNY: "Happy to see me?"
SPIDEY: "Very! Usually this would be Mr. Stark though."
DANNY: "Who do you think told me to be here? Plus, he'd get a ton of weird looks being at Oscorp."
