Englische Sprüche

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Es tut mir Leid das soooo wirklichl lange nichts mehr kam, aber ich hatte viel um die Ohren und mein Internet war irgendwie am spacken-.-

Naja ich hoffe ihr bleibt treue Leser, auch wenn ich nicht regelmäßig poste...:)

und OMG die 15.000 reads sind geknackt*0* 

DANKE.

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~ Englische Srüche ~

 

1. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

2. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and you never get anything back.

3. Love is a name, sex is a game, forget the name and play the game.

4.  A smile is the best Make-Up a girl can wear.

5. Trust is the easiest thing in the world to loose, and the hardest thing in the world to get back.

6. You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character.

7. There is MALE inside FEMALE, MR in MRS, HE in each SHE. Wich prove that MAN can't live without WOMAN.

8. Everything is made in China. Except babies they're made invachina.

9. Real love is like an 8. It never ends.

10. When life gives you lemon... Throw them through life's window and run away.

11. Smile - it's free

12. All of me loves all of you (John Legend*_*)

13. Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don't have one.

14. A dream is a wish your heart makes.

15. A guy's biggest mistake is giving another guy the opportunity to make his girl smile.

16. So, I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the Coach.

17. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

18. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

19. Some people just need a high five in their face, with a chair.

20. "Why would you watch somebody play games rather than you play yourelf?" - " So why are you watching sports rather than play them yourself?"

 

 

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