America: 50☆Stars (Vol. 1)

Episode 8: Hot and Cold (Part 2)

Previously on 50☆Stars: The States Annual Meeting continues to be in chaos. And now back to our daily scheduled program.

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"Grabbing women by the pussies is the equivalent to yanking guys by the balls! It's sudden and unpleasant!"

"We get it already! You hate the asshole. He's still our president."

"Fuck no! I'm not accepting a misogynist as my president! #Not my president!"

"So, you're fine with horny Bill, but not him? You're a hypocrite."

"Shut your damn mouth!"

"The nation's doomed! We're all going to die!"

"You're overreacting."

"Fascism! Racism! Sexism! How's all that great?!"

"Calm your tits, dude."

"How could I be calm? He declared himself a nationalist! He's pretty much a Nazi at this point!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

"She just said the N-word. Ooooooh..."

"This is getting ridiculous."

"You know what's also ridiculous? Building a fucking damn wall!"

"That wall is going to protect us from criminals and drug lords!"

"Have you heard of something called the Great Wall of China? If that thing can't protect China from the Mongols, how's this wall going to protect us from the Mexicans?"

"I-I... ur... It's going to work! I trust him!"

"You're putting your trust in an angry flapjack with baby hands!"

"Better than another Clinton! Remember Benghazi?"

"Oh, here we go again!"

"I wish Bernie was our president..."

The meeting continued to spiral into chaos as usual. Alaska and Hawaii continued to watch the whole affair seats, feeling uncomfortable to say the least.

"Do you think we can sneak out without D.C. noticing us?" Hawaii whispered.

"I'm not sure that's a good idea..." Alaska mumbled unsure.

"Do you prefer being here then?"

"... Okay, let's go."

The two proceeded to sneak out without notice.

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After visiting Alaska's house, it was Hawaii's turn to show Alaska around her home.

"So... hot..." Alaska panted as they left the airport.

"What are you talking about? This weather feels so nice! I can finally see the sun now!" Hawaii smiled seeing the sun shine brightly in the brightly blue sky.

"Ugh... Why is it so hot?"

"Take off your coat then." She referred to the light blue parka Alaska still wore since departing from her home.

"But... I feel naked without my coat."

"But you'll feel so much better!"

"Well... Alright then." She proceeded to unzip her parka, revealing a thick, woven underneath it.

She frowned. "Take the sweater off, too."

Her eyes widened. "But-"

"Take it off!"