On January 3, 2019, a short video of a squirrel munching down on a whole egg roll in New York City was posted on Twitter, and it had since went viral. Here were some comments to that post:
California@goldengurl31
You forgot the sauce
New York@NYempire11
Another true New Yorker
Missouri@missery247
How in the world did it get a perfectly good eggroll??
Arkansas@arkvark25
Replying @missery247
the bigger question is how did it carry that eggroll up that tree 🤔
North Carolina@tarheeler12
if that egg roll was a krispy kreme donut he would absolutely be my spirit animal
Kansas@sunflowerheart
he's so cute!!! 😻😻😻
Utah@bee_elevated
Replying @sunflowerheart
cute, but i'm concerned how overweight they are...
West Virginia@mr_mothman
thats the fatest quirrel ive ever seen! i bet he wood make good squirrel stew.
New Jersey@NJd3vil
Looks like Pizza Rat has been upstaged by Eggroll Squirrel.
Connecticut@Hale_Yale
Replying @NJd3vil
Pizza Rat, Eggroll Squirrel... Sounds like a potential superhero movie.
Maine@lobstah_mainiac
Replying @NJd3vil @Hale_Yale
Pizza Rat - pizza shield
Eggroll Squirrel - egg roll hammer
Bagel Bat - bagel suit
Cheesecake Coyote - gets angry without its cheesecake
I call them: the Scavengers.
Illinois@coolguychicago
Replying @lobstah_mainiac
don't forget Waldorf Widow and Hot Dog Hawk! they count, too.
Oregon@beautiful_oregon
Replying @lobstah_maniac @coolguychicago
Scavengers fanart is currently in the works
Washington@washofthewest
that squirrel should come to my home. the egg rolls here are way better
Idaho@potatogod
I bet this is all a conspiracy to distract us from the government shutdown...
District of Columbia@official_DC
Replying @potatogod
Not everything is a conspiracy theory.
Montana@Sky_Treasurer
Replying @official_DC
so, when's the shutdown going to be over...?
Wyoming@Sheriff_Warren
Replying @official_DC
When can I open the national parks again? It has nearly been three weeks...
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