America: 50☆Stars (Vol. 1)

Episode 7: Hot and Cold (Part 1)

"Fake news!"

"It's not fake! It says so right here!"

"Lies! Total lies!"

"Are you stupid? There's no way that's true!"

"Where are the facts? Where's the evidence?"

"It fucking says it right here! Why don't you believe me?"

"Because what's written here is a scam to convince your gullible brain into believing their fascist bullshit!"

"It's not bullshit! Look at the state of this country! They're telling the truth!"

"They're twisting the truth and replacing it with blatant lies! Lies I tell you!"

"Fake news!"

"Stop being a crybaby!"

"Oh my god! I'm going to shank a bitch if someone mentions fake news one more time!"

"You social justice warriors are worrying over nothing."

"Shut your pie hole! You don't know shit!"

"Fuck you! All you care about is your political agenda; not the state of this country!"

"I do love my country! Which is why I support their actions!"

"You're agreeing with a bunch of racists!"

"They're not racists!"

"Yes, they are!"

"AaAaAaaaaaaaaAaAhhhh!"  

"Jesus Christ! I wanna die!"

Sitting at the back of the meeting table, Alaska and Hawaii watched the whole room become a shitstorm on steroids.

"I'm really glad we don't live on the mainland," Alaska whispered.

Hawaii agreed. "Yeah. Me, too..."

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The 49th and 50th states had been close ever since they joined the Union, being the last states to do so. Even though their upbringings and cultures are vastly different, they remained pretty close friends throughout the years of their existence. During one point in their friendship, they agreed to visit each other's houses. This was how it went during Hawaii's trip to Alaska's home.

"Brr! Why is it still cold? Isn't it supposed to be spring by now?" Hawaii shivered, enduring the chill of Alaska's early spring weather.

She stood along the sidewalk of the airport while Alaska packed her suitcase into the back of her rusty truck. "Didn't you bring a bigger coat?" the Alaskan questioned.

She shook her head. "All I have is this light sweater I'm wearing now."

Alaska sighed. She took off her dark olive green parka and handed it to her. The parka was two sizes too large for the Hawaiian, swallowing her up like a giant lettuce roll. Nevertheless, she wasn't freezing anymore. She thanked Alaska, however, she noticed her friend was only wearing a flaxen sweater.

"Won't you freeze?" Hawaii questioned in a concerned manner.

She blinked her eyes. "... I never freeze."

"Oh... That's good to know."

~ Hetalia! ~