California becomes the Mayor of Hell. Texas solves problems with guns. New York has a rat infestation. And Florida does Florida... All in all, it's just a normal day for the 50 States of America.
"America: 50☆Stars" is a Hetalia fanfiction series ma...
Warning: This episode will be mocking a private organization in concern to a 'dumb' decision they made in the past. As such, this episode may seem a bit harsh to some. But by no means does this mean the author necessarily hate the organization. Overall, please don't hate the organization on the basis of this episode at the very least. You've been warned.
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March 17, 2009 ~ Washington D.C., U.S.A.
"Green floral centerpieces. Check. Green napkins. Check." Washington D.C. walks through the White House banquet hall with a clipboard in hand.
"Miss Washington!" The First Lady approaches her. "I just have a wonderful idea."
"Can I get back to you later? I'm currently busy with preparations for this evening's event," says D.C. with her eyes on the clipboard.
The First Lady scowls. "Miss Washington."
The serious tone in her voice forces D.C. to give the First Lady her full attention. "My apologies, ma'am. What is this wonderful idea you have?"
She smiles. "As you know, Barack and I won't be able to attend the St. Patrick's Day celebration in Chicago. I've been thinking. What if we bring a bit of Chicago to the White House?"
D.C. makes a weird face. "I don't think anymore corruption is necessary. We already have that."
"No, no, no. I mean, a bit of Chicago tradition. What if we dye the water fountains green?"
"Dye the water fountains greens?"
"Yeah!" She beams. "Like the Chicago River. People will love it."
"Do we even have green dye?" She checks the inventory list.
"Not a problem. I already have someone taking care of it."
Outside the White House, Illinois is pouring green, vegetable dye into one of the fountains. "I have a green thumb, you know." He makes a wink at the camera.
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March 8, 2017 ~ Boston, Massachusetts
"Derpy derp derp! We, the South Boston Allied War Veterans Council, will now begin to consider the late application of OutVets in this year's St. Patrick's Day Parade," says the imbecile at the front of the room.
"OutVets? Aren't they one of the two gay groups we allowed to march at the parade two years ago?" the moron questions.
"Derpy derp yes!" says the dipstick. "I was one of the assholes who voted against their participation. Remember?"
"Oh, yeah! Me, too!" The numbskull nods their head. "I was afraid they would make the parade too sexual for my liking."
