The MailGirl and I

Asking About Babies

"Blake, are you alright?" Someone's voice echoed throughout my mind.

"Nice going Charlie, you broke her!"

Someone's warm hand touched mine, "Is she going to be alright?"

"Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to open up your eyes." Another voice said.

Wait, my eyes are closed? I pried them open. I looked down at my hand. That girl, Jessie's, hand was laying on top of mine. Yup, my bi-dar was off the charts right now.

My knuckles looked like tomatoes, they were really red from gripping the handle bar.

She squeezed my hand, "I'm glad you're alright, but I got to go." She smiled, then ran up to some other people she was with.

"Blake," Charlie kneeled down in front of me. "I think it's time to eat."

I nodded and climbed out of the seat, Goodbye Mr. Death Trap. I thought, very happily.

We all walked to the food court. "Ooo Blake I saw that look that you were giving her!" Charlie swung her bag around, almost taking out peoples legs.

"What? No." I blushed.

"Blake has a crush, Blake has a crush," they both cheered, extending the 'u' in 'crush'.

I blushed even more, Could this really be a crush? No, I barely know the girl! I thought, taking my attention away from my two childish friends.

We got our food and sat down, "So, Blake. You going to marry the chick?" Mandy asked with her mouth full of food.

"Yeah, you gonna have those girls babies?" Charlie asked.

"Charlie! She's a female!" Mandy looked at her.

"What? They have weird ass science experiments going on. Actually, isn't there some thing where you can turn your egg into some sort of sperm?" Charlie asked herself out loud.

People around us were looking at us. That's what you get from being friends with Charlie and her really weird thoughts.

Mandy was staring at Charlie. Charlie causally took a sip of her soda like she had just said nothing out of the ordinary. "What? You guys know I read random articles online when I'm bored."

Mandy shook her head and looked back at me. "So, away from Charlie's thoughts....Blake has a crush!" She belted out.

Great, I sighed.

"Oh my god Blake, I think you have a stalker!" Charlie pointed to something behind me.

I turned around.

"It's her!" Mandy screeched.

Oh no, I turned back around and saw my friends plotting some sort of plan.

"So Mandy, should we ask Jessie to sit with us?" Charlie asked Mandy, loud enough for me to hear.

"Why Charlie, I believe that is a lovely plan." Mandy answered.

Charlie opened her big mouth. "No!" I screamed and jumped up, putting my hand over her mouth.

"Blake?" I turned around to that familiar voice.

Fuck, just great, embarrassing yourself again. Nice going doofus. I looked up at Jessie and smiled.

Charlie licked my hand, I let go. "Hi, I'm Charlie. One of Blake's many, many friends."

Mandy reached over the table, "And I'm Mandy also one of Blake's many, many friends."

I mentally face palmed myself.

"Oh, nice meeting you," she shook their hands, "and nice seeing you again Blake." She gave me a dazzling smile and walked away.

"I think our plan worked perfectly." Charlie stated.

"I do believe it did so." Mandy added.

I banged my head on the table, Why did I ever become friends with these two idiots?

A/N: Sorry for any mistakes. Thanks for reading! I hope you liked it!