JUNE '69

Chapter 4

   The french army deployed anything their chubby baby fingers could get their hands on. They had a fucking battering ram and two of Kanye's yugioh cards XDXD. They also used a wide array of school shooters to bolster the army.

They chanted obscure things, like "fuck a walrus" and "twilight rocks". These words were part of their fight song, written by their new commander, Kanye West, which concerned Lil Peep, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Pump and XXXTentacion. (NOT TO MENTION JAKE PAUL BEST RAPPER OF THE DECADE XDXDXD) They have been helping to make the concentration camp more lively by performing for the enslaved british people. They are going to help the Marines by singing their hit song as a band "Niggas iffy".

Suddenly, the door gave in, and the attack began. As Mitchell, Patterson and Boyd fired away at the french fries using machine gun turrets, dylan klebold fired his tec-9, while the band performed.

The 4 men mowed down thousands of french fries in an instance, while the french fries could only take down 69 xdxd men, which was still quite impressive, seeing that that was around 69% xdxdxdxd of the camp population.

Suddenly, Napoleon, who was riding a helicopter saw someone. He immediately exo jumped out of the helicopter at her sight, and immediately ran at her.

"YOU!!!" He shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Stephanie, the fake English spy. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH THE FUCKING CHARLIE INTEL!!!"

Stephanie was shocked at Napoleon's sight. Napoleon was, after all, quite the midget. "Forgive me, general. I forgot about your existence."

Napoleon got triggered, and immediately pulled off his belt. "THAT'S IT FOR YOU GIRL, TIME FOR A WHIPPING!!!"

Just as his belt was about to be unleashed upon Stephanie's ugly face, the belt collided with metal, as the sword of a crusader came down upon it, destroying the expensive leather of the GUCCI BELT, and cutting the belt in half.

The templar stared down Napoleon, with an expresionless face. Welp, we can't tell, he's wearing a fucking mask.

At this sight, Lil Pump immediately stopped singing "Nigga's iffy". (It was actually by tekashi 69 but who cares xdxd) The group of rappers knew what song they have to play. And together, they dropped fire like a nibba's nuke.

"MASK ON, KEEP THAT MASK ON. FUCK OFF, WITH THAT MASK OFF. MASK ON, KEEP THAT MASK ON. PERCOCETS, MOLLY PERCOCETS." they sang. Everyone heard this song, and whatever French troops were still around bolted out of the camp, with their pants off.

"PANTS OFF, YEAH FRENCHIES PANTS OFF. PANTSED YEAH, FUCKING PANTSED YEAH!" the ghost of Lil Peep shouted into the microphone, as Klebold mowed down some more frenchies with his tec-9, which still did xdxd 69696969 damage per heartbeat.

Napoleon stared at the crusader in horror. "What? Why? How?"

The templar lifted Napoleon by his bonnet, before yelling the sacred words at him: "DEUS VULT INFIDEL."

"I AM STILL GOING TO TAKE THE GIRL!" Napoleon exclaimed. "She's mine!"

"Lol kkk" the templar said, as he hurled Napoleon out of there. Then, he picked up Stephanie and tossed her over to him.

"MERCI BEAUCOUP!" Napoleon shouted to the crusader.

"GET LOST, FRENCHIE!" the crusader shouted over. He was suddenly knocked down to the ground by a weeping Charlotte.

"THAT WAS MY FUCKING NIGGER DAUGHTER." Charlotte said through her tears.

"DEUS VULT INFIDEL." the crusaser said, as he slugged his way slowly to a cell, and hurled Flo out.

Around this time, Mitchell and the Marines exo jumped back down to the hard af ground.

"Those frenchies got what they deserved."

"Yee, esketit bois." Boyd says, putting on some sunglasses.

Suddenly, Boyd got crushed by a flaming fireball. The frenchfries (Belgium but fuck eden hazard he's trash in the World Cup) weren't done yet. They were using catapults. That fired ACTUAL CATS. No Persian ones though, those are thiccccccccc xdxd.

"SHIT, THEY WEREN'T FALLING BACK. THEY WERE JUST RALLYING!" Mitchell shouted, as he ordered for everyone that was still alive to follow him, even the Crusader, a dying ( i meant crying xd) Charlotte and Flo, who was in the middle of beating her meat.