Remember Napoleon? Well, when the French forces were force to pull out of England after the events of Chapter 6, this is what happened.
Napoleon spoke to Kanye. "I THOUGHT YOU'D HELP THE FRENCH WIN THAT FUCKING WAR! BUT WE LOST SO MANY MEN NOW! THIS IS COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT KANYE, AND IT'S CAUSE YOU SUCK (too much Kim k plastic ass in his mouth = bad war tactics). WE TOTALLY LOST BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOT BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE GENERAL AND ONE OF THE WORST COMMANDERS IN THE HISTORY OF WAR COMMANDERS."
Kanye stared at Napoleon and he was like: really nigga. Fuck this shit im out, this is Kanye West, the same guy that helped Jay-Z write NIGGAS IN PARIS, the best song ever (Jacoby Ellsbury approves of this statement lol).
"I OWN PARIS U NIGGER FUCK, IM THE KING OF FRANCE. YOU'RE JUST A PETTY GENERAL THAT DESERVES TO GO IN STALIN'S GULAG." he shouted.
"OH SHIT MAN! KANYE WEST HACKED MY PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WITH THE RUSSIANS AND WITH HIS YUGIOH CARD." NAPOLEON SAID, AS HE BAILED OUT, AS HE COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF STALIN AND THE SOVIET ANTHEM COMING DOWN LIKE AN ARMAGEDDON FLAME.
Afterwards, Napoleon spent two years in the gulag. This is what is happening to him now, as the Americans try to find a way to get more men after all of the Canadians committed suicide.
Niggerpoleon had a small dick. So a Compton gangster Kendrick Lamar wannabe ate out Kanye west's wife, Kim Kardashian, then shot Napoleon in the dick. He then proceeded to pistolwhip him SO MANY TIMES that he went from the shortest French person ever to 9'3 like my dick xdxd. Suddenly, ski mask the slump god appeared out of nowhere. "Naruto nine-tailed fox coat fur, I feel like a Gucci ad lib BRRRRRRR"
XXXtentacion came back to life again, murdered everyone involved in KPOP (GAY POP XDXD) then came to ski mask the slump god. "Hey, negro with the durag" x said. "How about you kill my murderer so I can come and kill my ex gf because she came to my memorial even though she got me put in jail for no reason for like 2 years pl0x"
"LMAO MY DUDE OK IMMA TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE, FUCK THAT BITCH CAUSE SHE DON'T WANNA DANCE (REFERENCE TO KANYE WEST'S SONG xdxdxd) POOP DI DI SCOOP, SCOOP DI WOOP DI POOP, WOOP DI DI SCOOP AND IMMA KILL HER WHEN IM DONE."
Napoleon attempted to escape while they were talking, but Lil Pump, who was pretending to be a mannequin all this time, pulled out a glock and shot up Napoleon. Finally, the antagonist of this story is dead, as Napoleon hit the ground and died on the spot.
"Now i'm gonna steal his designer shit and his wraith brrr essketit" Lil Pump said to his fellow rappers.
"Not so fast" X said to Lil Pump. "If you wanna get out of here, you gotta rap for us pl0x."
"Oh k then esketit. Let me get my voice warmed up here. ESKETITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!" lil pump (aka sam I'm becoming a SoundCloud rapper xdxdxd) shouted. "OK, i'm warmed up, here we go negros."
"Found a house full of girls, all their outfits make me hurl, it's a posh school but looks like public all these girls they're showing stomachs, get me out of here, I think I'm getting cancer, all of these girls think they'll get careers as some FUCKING DANCERS, helena goes there, she gets good grades from kicking boys out, she has piano notes in her hair, and she gets a lot of clout. There's no reason for it, it's unintentional, one day I'll murder her with some of those chemicals, pour it down her hair and kill the piano, I might shoot up her school with SAINT AVIANO. 20k for one year, 2k for a chance, do they fear being poor, losing their plans? All of the people at the school are Asian, I don't think feminists are the ones who need saving, what about us? Boys are the ones you really can trust. We don't have mood swings and we don't fuck up, with girls you just have to leave it to luck, all of you cucks kick out boys but you have to make bucks from playing with sex toys is this all a ploy to get us angry, or is to teach the Asians some hanky PANKY."
"That's finna lit, Pump boi, what's that rap about?" X asks Lil Pump.
"Umm, religion or something wack, dood." Lil Pump tells him.
YOU ARE READING
JUNE '69
HumorWARNING: This book contains extremely offensive and mature language. Reader's Discretion is highly advised. Note: None of the events depicted in this book actually happened. The year is 1769. As war rages on between the French Fries, lead by the gr...
