The next day, the trio are at the docks to get tickets onboard the SS Hatlor.
"Is it just me, or does the ship name sound a lot like Hitler?" Flo asks.
"They say the boat was built by the Italians as a gift to Hitler, but idk, I wasn't in Italy when it was built." the templar explains
"NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXT!!!!!!" the person running the box office orders.
"That's us!" Flo remarks stupidly, as the three walk over.
"Tickets for the 7 AM ferry to BK, please."
"They're sold out."
"Nani? No they can't be." Flo says.
"They are."
"They aren't."
"They are. You can buy tickets for the next ferry to BK."
"When does it leave?" the templar asks.
"Normally it takes two days to make the trip from here to back, but given that there has to be refuelling done in NY, let's say three or four days."
"Three or four days? We can't wait that long!" the drill sergeant yells. "Hey lady, we are soldiers of the US army! Give us tickets or else I'll blow up this booth!"
"Ooooh, very scary. Some big, stinky, american bastard wants to cause trouble. Tell you what, you get out of my booth, and I won't send your jewish ass back to Auschwitz!" the box office lady yells.
"Oh no me has to go back to da boonka." the drill sergeant remarks, naruto running out of the line.
"You guys leave, as well." she orders. Flo and the templar walk out.
"Psst."
"Was that you, templar?" flo asks.
"What?" templar says.
"Pssssst. Ova her." someone says in broken english.
Flo stares. There's a group of six boys that look to be no older than her, with earrings and weird necklaces and leather jackets.
"Do we know you?" the templar asks, gripping his sword.
"U shud. We BTS. We da best K-Pop band."
"K-Pop? What's a K-Pop?" Flo asks.
"K-pop best music! Little girl likes listening to k-pop, no?" one of the boys says. "My name Jungkook, but u call me jungkookie. Many little girl wanna marry me."
"Um..." flo says.
"You want ticket fo da 7 clok ferreh? We have ticket! We give to you!" jungkook says.
"Great!" The templar says.
"One cetch!" another bts person says. "Im Veee, and i wanna rap battle!"
"You've got one. Sarge, there's someone that wanna rap battle!" flo shouts.
"There is?" the sarge says.
"Im veee, let's do this. I go first."
"Fine." the sarge says, as jungkook takes out a boombox.
"We got our own beat." jungkook explains.
"Ooh, despacito, fuck me, despacito, wreck me, despacito, BT, s pacito, yah yeet, despacito, no please, despacito, fake yeet, despacito, bitch please, despacito." veee raps.
Jungkook jumps into the battle. "We take, despacito, the titles, despacito, of rap songs, despacito, that are hits, despacito, and we steal, despacito, that song, despacito, alter it, despacito, and make a better melodeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
Veee returns. "And that's, despacito, what we, despacito, did with, despacito, this song, despacito. And now, despacito, your move, despacito, good luck, despacito, yah yeet!"
"Flo, hold my beer for one sec." the sergeant says.
"Alright fine, you little bitches, Flo over here is gonna snitch, once the world discovers and realize you plagiarise, ain't nobody ever gonna believe anymore of your lies.
All your songs flow on par, don't know how you've made it this far, you guys don't have any bars, yet somehow you guys are considered stars.
Your unoriginal asses, are about to turn into ashes, imma make you suffer, listening to your music is like torture.
It's time to stop, you're not on top, but still I'll go and give you props, you've tried your best, you didn't succeed, yet you still keep on with your greed."
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS." Jungkook exclaims.
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS." Veee adds, as the beat drops.
"YOU ARE JUST, FUCKING JEALOUS!" the entire BTS group raps.
"Look who's talking, talking smack, a bunch of, Korean snacks, compared with the rest of the world, you guys, on top don't stack!
You guys stuck in your pack, you guys know your shit's wack, you guys should seriously just fallback, maybe one day you'll come and make a comeback!"
Suddenly, the BTS people began to melt. It turns out they were made in China, and were unable to stand the Italian sun.
"Well crap!" the drill sergeant remarks. "They're dead!"
"Quickly, grab their backpack!" the templar said.
Flo grabs the backpack, but when she reached inside, she finds that there weren't any tickets.
"Um... there aren't any tickets." flo says.
"Well crap..." the sergeant says.
"YO WASUP FAM SQUADSSSSS!!!" Kanye exclaims. "Here are your tickets. I forgot to give them to you." he explains.
"Thanks, Kanye. Also, um..." flo says, staring at Jungkook's distorted deep fried melted face.
"Yeah, I'll get someone to clean that up. You guys be best be going now. The SS Hatlor's about to leave." he tells them.
"Thanks, Kanye." Flo responds, as the three get in line to board the SS Hatlor.
YOU ARE READING
JUNE '69
HumorWARNING: This book contains extremely offensive and mature language. Reader's Discretion is highly advised. Note: None of the events depicted in this book actually happened. The year is 1769. As war rages on between the French Fries, lead by the gr...
