JUNE '69

Acknowledgements

I would like to thank Jerome Mitchell and the cast of Charlie 3-3 for existing.

I would like to thank Mark Weber and the crew for American Korea, even though they weren't mentioned at all in the book.

I want to thank Colonel Sanders for founding the state of Kansas.

I would like to thank Waterloo for being destroyed in 1815 and causing the demise of Napoleon.

I would like to thank Kanye West and JAY-Z for creating the song "NIGGAS IN PARIS". Thank you Kanye, very cool!

I would like to thank Donald Trump for not appearing in this book.

I would like to thank xxxtentacion even though I wasn't one of his OG fans but he made good music unlike those KPOP normies.

I would like to thank Kim Jong-Un for nuking the hell out of South Korea and putting an end to KPOP.

I would like to thank xxxtentacion for creating the songs "take a step back", "rip roach", and "look at me" which were all included in those book. Rip janser onfries LLJ on god no cap I was his biggest fan I started listening right after he died cause ima bandwagon hahaha what r u niggas gonna do about it exactly nothing cause ur all ogs and ogs are niggas so ur all niggas take the L take the L take the L take the L

I want to thank my mom for believing in me after we had an alabama state approved porno and letting me  finish this book

Nobody:

12 year old white girls: rip janser mcdonalds onfries he helped me with my diabetes :(

Nobody:

14 year old girls: SBEVE OMG MOOD SWING OMG THIS IS SO SAD ;( OMG IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OMG LIFE IS SO HARD OMG ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKE

S(he) s(hit) (her)self

14 year old white girls: boo fucking hoo wah wah wah call me lil baby

Okay goodbye normies