When everyone turned around they were surprised to see not the sergeant's mom, but actually GUMBA JOHNSSSSON!!!!!
"YOU FIEND!!! HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE MY MOTHER!!!"
"Where's despacito 2?" flo asks.
"YOU FOOL, I AM DESPACITO 2!!!" gumba declares. "I HAVE COME ALL THE WAY HERE TO THE USA TO REMATCH YOU IN A RAP BATTLE!!!"
"YOU'RE ON BITCH!!!" the sergeant declares. "FLO, TURN UP THE MUSIC!"
Flo grabs a mini boombox from her duffel bag that she made in ms. tomic's class and it blasts the beat to niggas in paris.
"I'm going first this time." gumba declares.
"No, i am. Now fuck off." the sergeant declares.
"Rematch time you lil tic tac, i've got all the shit that you lack, you're all talk and more slack, make a living flipping big macs.
This my home turf Kansas, where you from, shitty arkansas? You're just a little panzie, someone give me my stinger
Remember, in napoli, when I kicked your ass, out of Italy? You've got nothing, while I've got bars, someone should tell you that your hair's a farce
And I'll be the one to do that. You're the opposite of Tupac, I hung out with Tupac, as well as Kodak. Now time for you to go to work, hold on here sauce me a fork, i'll eat some pasta while you suck, hurry up now cause i want to fuck."
"SHE SAID AYY, CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MALL??? I TOLD HER, LOOK, YOU NEED TO CRAWL FORE YOU BALL!!!"
"He stole Kanye's bars I am appalled..." the templar says.
"ESKETIT"
"Montreal is in St. Paul?" Flo asks.
"BALL SO HARD." guma says.
'You need John, you need John, Tommy John. Ball so hard."
"I fucked your mother. Before sunday church. Ball so hard."
"Fuck you get boned, Mumkey Jones. Ball so hard."
"You're just like me, another white supremacist."
"No I'm not, I work my ass, and I support diversity. Culturalism is lit fam, unlike you. You're just a little white cocky virgin. An incel and just a little tad retarded."
"Fuck off you virgin, you have a condition, it is called ligma, LIGMAL BALLS yeah BOFA. Doctors say I've got ligma, but he has sugondese, got my niggas in paris, and they going gorillaz hah!"
"Jesus christ, this rap battle has been the longest we've had in the book." Flo adds.
"Yeah, we probably should have gotten lawn chairs and lemonade while they were at it."
"You don't watch Game of Thrones, you're not in my zone, you're in the Kansas zone, stranger things suck it's old, you just a little faggot, you ain't nothing like me."
"I'm twice the man that you are."
"You're just a libtard of new. Don't let me get in my zone. Fortnite in my zone. Fortnite in my zone. Fortnite in my zone. The world is finna ending, it's time to call it a day."
"Yeah. Well, it was fun Gumba. We'll just call it a tie."
"Yeah, it was fun, sarge. Let's have a rematch sometime. Anyways, I've got to go. The transit police are coming to arrest me because I never thanked the bus driver."
YOU ARE READING
JUNE '69
HumorWARNING: This book contains extremely offensive and mature language. Reader's Discretion is highly advised. Note: None of the events depicted in this book actually happened. The year is 1769. As war rages on between the French Fries, lead by the gr...
