JUNE '69

Chapter 7

 Flo realized she was fucked. There was no way she could get out of there alive. She searched the boat for anything she can use as cover.

There! She can use the Sergeant to cover her as she walked off of the ship. And she did.

Unfortunately the second she did, the Canadians started to shoot at her while singing their national anthem.

"Oh holy lands of Canada, our sacred and blessed land. Glorious land of maple trees, we shall protect thee."
"With heart disease, we see the fall of the American Facist Nation. Bla bla bla esketit." the Canadians say.

Suddenly, the Crusader pops up and shouts out his famous quote. "DEUS VULT INFIDEL!" and he begins to slay all of the Canadians.

Okay, here's the thing. I like Canadians, Canadians are awesome. So, I don't want to kill them Canadians. Canadians are lit. So imma just spare the canadians and say that the Crusader kidnaps them all and throws them into the bourgeoisie (basically, a capitalist prison camp that also works as a gulag).

"Holy shit, Templar, where did you come from?" Flo asks the Templar.

"god ordered me to come here and rape all of the Canadians, and so I did." he explained to Flo.

"Alright you wretched canadian mutts (ouch), since you faggots had the guts to betray the glory greatest country of America, you will now suffer. From now on, you will work without pay. And now, for every meal, you will be forced to eat Disco Fries!" said the drill Sergeant (that survived the Canadian attack on the American Forces that was basically the manchild of Columbine and Sandy Hook xdddd).

"Disco Fries? What's that, fries from the Beethoven era? Or Tupac's mother when I did her?" a Canadian said.

"You nonce, Beethoven won't be born for another 69 years. Get ur history right!" Flo shouted furiously. What a fucking nerd.

"Whatcha talking about, the history is totally incorrect anyway. You americans are using fucking ak-47s in the 1700s! RUSSIAN NEGROS XDXDXD" the Canadian complained.

NIKOLAS CRUZ pistolwhipped the Canadian. "Shut the fuck up you moose-hunting, elk eating, beaver fucking, inbreeding, molesting, hockey playing, faggot! If you don't I'll shoot up ur house instead of my school."

Canadians are faggots lol get it (all lesbians are white and they're all fat which means they eat too many beavers)

"TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, THIS IS WHAT DISCO FRIES ARE!" the Drill Sergeant said, presenting a bowl of what looked to be fries in gravy with some weird green stuff and... is cheese supposed to be that yellow?

"Hey, isn't that just poutine? I love poutine!" the canadian soldier said.

"Try it then, BIATCH! CYKA BLYAT RUSH C AND A NO B BECAUSE AMERICA AND CANADA ARE A AND C B IS BANGLADESH OR SOME OTHER GAY INDIAN COUNTRY (B actually stood for BANGKOK)." the Sergeant said. The Canadian gladly accepted. He took a bite out of the fries. When he did, he wanted to barf.

The fries were EXTRA SOGGY, especially after all of the gravy that was poured on. The cheese was AMERICAN PROCESSED CHEDDAR FROM THE SUPERMARKET! IT'S BASICALLY PLASTIC!!!! THEY'RE NOT EVEN CHEESE CURDS!!!!! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the Canadian soldier screamed as he died from a broken heart. No Canadian can survive being scammed and being forced to eat FAKE POUTINE. Poutine is a treasured canadian food, so having america make a mockery of the national food of canada (white trash) caused all of the canadian soldiers to start crying, as they held onto their precious Toronto Maple Laffs jersey (insert picture of a triggered Ali as I just made fun of his legendary hockey team xdxdxd go leafs go). All of the Canadians wanted to commit suicide like Logan Paul suicide forest documentary, so they did.

"Well, shit , Sergeant, we just lost 50% of our troops." Flo said.

"Don't worry," he said, as he slapped the templars helmet. "This bad boy is worth a thousand of those Canadian girls."

Get it, because Canadian men act like girls.