His Ray Bans ✔️

32 || what's her name?

seven | amanda [real life conversation]

'mom? can i talk to you?'

'wait, i know that look.'

'uh?'

'did you get someone pregnant?'

'mo-'

'don't tell me you ate all the cookies again!'

'mo-'

'wait, were you the one who wrecked my flowers?'

'mo-'

'are you gay?'

'MOM!'

'no?'

'no, mom. will you listen now?'

'sorry. yes, continue.'

'well, remember that girl you were talking to? park's sister?'

'yeah, what about her? wait, you didn't tell me you met her recently!

'i would have, if i did know.'

'explain.'

'kinda complicated, how about i give a basic outline?'

'i'll adjust.'

'how nice of you.'

'don't roll your eyes at me, young man!'

'sorry. anyways, what's her name?'

'. . .'

'mom, you're creeping me out. why are you smiling?'

'you don't remember her name?'

'. . .'

'oh my lord, you don't remember the name of your wife!'