Oblivious - James Sirius Potter

Food War?

 "About to kiss me are you? can't resist?"  

It was just like the clock was moving more slowly than usual. James Potter started to scratch his table, feeling impatient.

He had sent a second year Gryffindor student to fight and make some noise in front of the Great Hall. The person had to be very dramatic so that all of the remaining staff came to  help.

It took James quite a long time to find the most dramatic gryffindor for the job. Yet he settled on the Gregory brothers, a twin with high sense of humor. 

They were waiting for James's clue, just peering right outside the Great Hall carefully. James had given them fake blood (which he had snatched from the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes ) so that the staff would accompany them to Madam Pomfrey later.

James looked at his watch as he played his other fingers in the table and his feet was moving up and down, making the table and chair shake lightly.

James was waiting until fifteen minutes before the breakfast ended, so that there wouldn't be that much staff on the Hall. And if there was any staff left, all of them would leave their almost finished breakfast and stop the Gregory Brothers from fighting.

"sixty-nine.. sixty eight... sixty seven.." James started the countdown so that Timothy and Jason would also be aware of the time.

There were only Professor McGonagall, Hagrid, and Madam Hooch present at the time, and the other Professors had already left the Great Hall.

"Gone mad has he?" whispered Timothy to Jason.

"I don't know. He started to drink coffee. Maybe this was the effect. Looked like a madman he is. All over hyped!" Jason and Timothy shook their heads, looking at James as if he changed into a goblin.

"Here it goes.." said James excitedly "five.. four.. three... two... and-"

James stood up from his chair and put his arms high to signal the Gregory boys.

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?!"  Martin Gregory shouted, making all of the student glance over the door. "SHE HAD MISTAKEN ME FOR YOU!"

James looked impressed, "They really worked this out, haven't they? Making the plot looked real and all." said Jason.

"What are they suppose to fight about?"asked Timothy

"Quite dramatic, really! something about their mother saying that the one is better than the other. I can't remember which." said James as he watch the Professors and Hagrid walked over to see what's going on.

"SHE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE, MARCO!" shouted Martin, as he threw a fake punch against Marco's jaws. Marco had his fake blood in hand and try to put some in his mouth.

McGonagall appeared just in time to see the bloody mouth of Marco.

A crowd of students started to gather around the scene making James impossible to see what's happening.

McGonagall was raising her voice to the twins, but not high enough for James to hear now, because all the bickering. It looked like Hagrid was carrying the fake fainted Marco to Madam Pomfrey with Madam Hooch behind him.

McGonagall, on the other hand, seems to be awfully mad about what happened that she sent Martin up to her office with her.

double-gold. no transfiguration.

James, stood up on the table on-cue and shouted,

"I AM GLAD TO ANNOUNCE..." James started shouting, and all eyes are on him. The Hall fell silent, from first to seventh year students are dying to know what his prank is this month.