I love you like no otter.
You're my butter half.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You bake me crazy.
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RandomDo you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns? ----Because they take things literally. ______________________________________ Okay, I get it. My puns are really not pun-ny. If they're ruining your day, I should be pun-ished! Higj...