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Chapter Seventy Eight - Flushed Wigs

"What do you mean you flushed my wig down the toilet?" I asked three very guilty looking boys.

"It's his fault!" Luke exclaimed pointing to Michael, "Calum tried it on for a laugh but then a spider fell on his head so he threw it to me. I panicked and threw it to Michael who shoved it in the toilet and flushed it!"

"Hey in my defense, it was a very big spider!" Michael said has he placed both of his hands in front of his face.

I pretended to glare at them before starting giggling uncontrollably.

"You- You flushed a wig down the toilet and- and you blocked up the toilets on the entire floor of the hotel- because you were scared of a spider?" I let out, still laughing and tears streaming down my face.

"Hey! I said it was a big spider!" Michael repeated defensively.

"Hey why is the toilet blocked?" Ashton asked walking into the hotel room.

"Your idiot bandmates flushed my wig down the toilet" I explained

"I'm not even going to ask" Ashton shook his head, "Your cover is going to get blown without that wig you know"

I looked over at the boys who were sneaking out the door of the hotel room.

"Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing" I said as Ashton wrapped his arms around me and pulled me into his chest, "I mean everyone is going to have to find out at some point right? I thought we would get more privacy out of this but this is even worse than if we just told them that we were dating!"

I felt Ashton's chest rumble as he chucked.

"I was hoping you would say that. I'm so tired of getting attacked by your fans and mine for not dating you. And more importantly, I want to show the whole world that I managed to score the sexiest girl alive!" Ashton said as he leaned down and kissed me gently.

"Stop flattering me Irwin, you're making me blush"

"Never, Sunshine"