[ Taeyong | Sicheng | Ten | Johnny | Lucas | Jungwoo | Mark ]
[ chilling with the bros ]
Johnny kicks down the door with his dirty shoes and walks into Lucas's house. He gives off his usual, 'make way peasants, it is I the king' aura. As if he was a king, more like a court jester if he had to ask Lucas. Yeah, those goofy looking clown people, that's 100% him.
At least Ten was being a normal human being and used his hands to knock on the door. Who the hell kicks down doors in this day and age? Oh yeah, his best friend, that's who.
"Do you have to always do this?" Ten crinkles his nose and looks up and down towards Johnny. He's dressed in the world's ugliest pajamas and on top of that he has his stupid super broccoli shirt on. "And to think you wanted to be king."
Lucas shrugs his shoulders, crossing his legs on the count. Ah, there it was the sound of ww3 starting. Should he be the good friend and stop this potential catfight from happening or should he be the bad friend and do nothing? Hrm, bad friend it is. "Nah, Ten it isn't that bad. Broccoli's can be super."
Does Lucas even hear himself correctly? How can a vegetable be super? "Listen here dude, vegetables are gross and are so not super."
"I thought you hated fruits," Johnny lifts up his brow, peeling a banana in his hand. He then proceeds to lick it up and down to the point where Ten became a blushing mess. "Don't lie, you want my banana."
Gagging, Lucas almost choked on his own saliva as he witnesses Johnny's attempt to flirt with Ten. Was that even called flirting? On a scale of 1 to 10, it was a 3. Too weak Johnny, he better try harder next time.
Ten immediately stomps off towards the little men's room. He locks the door and screams for the 5th time. Someone should go in and check up on him, but that someone would probably not be Lucas. "Hey, shouldn't you check up on him?"
Thinking for a second, Johnny shakes his head. "Nah, if he gets bored he's going to get out. Plus, I have something I need to ask you about."
Oh? What was this? Lucas's eyes lit up, raising his eyebrows to full maximum power. Not a second later, Johnny reveals his true intentions, as if Lucas didn't notice already. "I like Ten a lot, but I don't know how to show it."
Well, for starters Johnny should stop insulting him and calling him stupid. That's worth a try. "You're asking me for advice? You know I chase asses for a living."
As desperate as Johnny sounds, it has come to this. He frowns, offering his leftover McDonald's buy one get one free hamburger coupon. "I'll give you this if you—"
"Sold! No refunds." Lucas fist pumps Johnny's hand as he snatches the glorious coupon from his hands. Now that dinner was taken care of for tomorrow, he opens his mouth. "So, what do you need help on?"
"Can you ask what type of guys he's interested in?" Johnny hesitates for a moment, but he trusts Lucas will do a great job at being a half-ass wingman.
He blinks and then chuckles. "What if he's not interested in guys?"
Johnny eyes him with a scowl and proceeds to ruffle his hair. "Nah, he's a total confident gay."
After a few minutes, Ten comes out of the restroom with his face all wet. Something tells Lucas he should keep his mouth shut, but it's known he does the exact opposite. "Hey Ten, Johnny says he likes you."
And that was the moment when Lucas got his ass kicked for the fifth time in his life by Johnny. So much for friendship, but it's not like he didn't deserve it at all.
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A/N:
😢 pray for Lucas he gets abused so much 🔪
