Young Justice One Shots / Imagines

Compilation??

Hey guys I'm sorry I haven't been updating for over a month.

Some might be wondering why, and for those who are, there will be a small explanation at the bottom.

So I've decided to put maybe a little meme compilation one shot stuff????

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Nightwing

Y/n: I'm Lesbian

Nightwing: I thought you were American.

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Jason

Y/n: I want you to kill my ex, but make it seem like an accident.

Jason: Say no more.

[Later]

Detective: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet

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Wally

Wally: Beep beep lettuce.

Y/n: Wally no

Wally: Honk Honk Cabbage

Y/n: Stop

Wally: NOISE NOISE VEGETABLE

Y/n: Wal-

Wally: TWO SHORT HIGH TONES, PRODUCED AS A SIGNAL--

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Roy / Red Arrow

Roy: *staggers in*

Y/n: Ah, look at how drunk you are!

Roy: I am not drunk.

Y/n: Yes you are!

Roy: I am not [pause] fucking drunk.

Y/n: Can you tell the time?

Roy: *turns to the clock behind him, points at the clock*

Roy: I am not fUcKinG drunk.

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Blue Beetle

Y/n: Ur mum gay

Blue Beetle: ¿QUÉ SÓLO DIJiste DE MI MADRE?

Y/n: Wait no calm down it's a meme-

Blue Beetle: TE RASGARÉ LIMB DE MIEMBRO CÓMO TE ATREVAS HACER DICHAS SUPOSICIONES, MI MAMÁ NO ES GAY TÚ ESTÚPIDO IDIOTA LA PRÓXIMA VEZ QUE LLAMAS A MIS NOMBRES DE MAMÁ ME ESTARÁN ESFORZANDO MI DICK HASTA TANTO HASTA TU CULO ... espera espera.

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Tim Drake [Red Robin]

Tim: *stands on the edge*

Y/n: you better not-

Tim in a Kermit the Frog voice: I'm gonna KeRmIt sewicide *jumps while playing harmonica*

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Impulse

*Run The World comes on*

Y/n: Impulse nO-

Beyoncé: Who run the world?

Impulse: GORLS

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Superboy

Superboy: So this coworker lady came up to me and asked me for advice. She said she wants to get a horse, but she doesn't know how to ask. He always gives her flowers and things and she's thinking "That's not what I want!". So I tell her to make it discreet, and maybe tape pictures of horses around the house or maybe talk about it to how much she likes horses. She told me she didn't say horse, she wanted a divorce.

Y/n: You have super hear-

Superboy: It wasn't my finest moment.

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Roy / Arsenal

Y/n: oUCh!

Roy: What happened?

Y/n: I was playing with this gecko and it just staBbed me.

Roy: You mess with the gecko..

Y/n:

Roy:

Y/n:

Roy: You get the pecko

Y/n: Why do I know you?

Roy: Or he could've been trying to talk you into saving 15% or more in car insurance

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Aqualad

Y/n: Your mum gay.

Kaldur: My mother is what?

Y/n:

Kaldur: ????

Y/n: *sigh* nothiiiing.

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Beastboy

Y/n: This dress is disgusting

Beastboy: That's because it's on you.

Narrator: And he was never seen again.

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Sorry for the absence folks.

It's hard to picture scenarios right now or write them every if it's not romantic.

Long story short this dude refuses to stay as friends and is pissing me off. I don't want to date. This guy just GOD he won't stop and I just want to yell at him and tell him I will not make him more than a friend just to please his needs but he's had some suicidal episodes so I also don't want to be a trigger???

I know you dudes are waiting for your oneshots and trust me they're in the making, but since that happened it's like I lost the ability to turn the situation to a romantic scene. Which is what all of you were asking for. Oof. Not saying that's a bad thing like heck yeah Young Justice but I can't fulfil your needs if I lost the ability to.