America: so, who's Gryffindor?
Switzerland: *raises rifle*
Liechtenstein: *raises hand*
Hong Kong: *raises hand while claiming China's chest*
Taiwan: *raises hand*
N. Korea (I think, sorry if I'm wrong): *raises hand*
Sealand: *raises hand*
America: you're a kid how'd you get in here?
Sealand: I told you I was one of you guys!
England: *doesn't raise hand*
America: British dude?
England: *still doesn't raise hand*
America: traitor
Slytherins: *glomps England* ours
Iggy shall be the Slytherins' and the Slytherins' only
unless it's usuk of course
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Hetalia of the Crack
FanfictionYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
