~Whitest Boi is online~
~Burger Bra is online~
~Pineapples is online~
Whitest Boi: America what is that nickname?
Burger Bra: How'd you know?!
Whitest Boi: Boi it's obvious
Pineapples: eeeyyy nice pun
Whitest Boi: I know, I'm awesome
Burger Bra: eeeeyyyyy
Pineapples: PRUSSIA IT'S SNOWING
Burger Bra: DON'T GO OUTSIDE
Pineapples: WE DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU
Burger Bra: AGAIN
Whitest Boi: well you could have just looked for red eyes when I fell into and blended with the snow
Pineapples: well you're eyes are narrow as f*** so I don't know
~England is online~
England: *your
~England is offline~
~Magical Doritos is online~
Magical Doritos: oh snap
~Magical Doritos is offline~
Pineapples: well thanks a lot teachers
Whitest Boi: you just got your sh*t handed back to you
Pineapples: whatever Albino
Whitest Boi: so you guys wanna play in the snow?
Pineapples: sure
Burger Bra: sure
~Whitest Boy is offline~
~Pineapples is offline~
-Burger Bra is offline~
~outside~
Prussia: ZHE AWESOME ME IS OUT *falls into the snow*
America: camouflaaaaage
Denmark: I'm not even gonna bother looking for him
America: CANADA MAH BRO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND HERE
Canada: *in the distance* coming
Canada: *walks into the ice with only a tank top and shorts on*
Denmark: h-how...
America: he's used to it bro!
I didn't know where I was going with this
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia of the Crack
FanfictionYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
