Japan: G-germany....
Germany: *looks at Japan* *dies inside a little*
Japan: do you have them ready?
Germany: *nods* *puts on armor* *readys shield*
Germany: Italy
Italy: ve~?
Germany: we are out of pasta
Japan: the house burned after that and Germany barely survived
America: cool story bro!
Writer: more like scary you idiota
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Hetalia of the Crack
FanficYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
