England: *sips tea*America: *sips soda*
England: *makes tea slurping noise*
America: *makes soda slurping noise*
England: *drinks tea loudly*
America: *drinks soda even more loudly*
England: *AggRESsivE TeA DriNkIng*
Sealand: and I thought he was a gentleman
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Hetalia of the Crack
FanficYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT