Writer: AMERICA
America: hm?
Writer: Get the Philippine invaders
America: the whaaaaa?
Writer: you know, Japan, Spain, Iggy?
America: oh! okay! *runs to them holding a damn burger*
Writer: he didn't even ask a question
Philippines: I know right? he's so obnoxious at times
Writer: gyah! oh, you're here! hey Maria!
Philippines: Hi! so when are they coming?
Writer: about....*sees America dragging the three*...now
England: quit pulling me you wanker it hurts!
Japan: *is terrified, doesn't like any physical contact*
Spain: ROMANO! ROMANO HELP ME
Philippines: *giggles*
America: *turns to Philippines* PHILIPPINESSSSSS
Philippines: Hi Kuya America-agh!
America: *lifts her up in a crushing hug, a really bone crushing hug* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I MISSED YOU SO SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Philippines: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
England: drop her down you git! *pulls America away*
Philippines: *deep breathing* t-thanks, England
England: It's a pleasure to see you again, Philippines
Philippines: same here! heck, we haven't seen each other since 1764!
England: that long? that was so long ago...
Philippines: ain't it?
Spain: Well, I guess being dragged here was worth it after all
Philippines: Kuya Spain! *hugs him*
Spain: well I missed you too little bonita
Writer: Romano is gonna be so jealous
Romano: *glaaaaare* *disappears*
Japan:.......
Philippines: o-oh....Japan
Writer: f*** I forgot about this
Japan: I-I'm s-sorry for-
Philippines: *hugs him* I forgive you, still so formal huh?
Japan: *terrified yet again*
America: Philippines...Philippines!
Philippines: wha? oh! sorry Japan! *moves away*
Japan: *sigh* it's okay
America: Say, Phil, videogames?
Philippines: sure!
-to le video game room of le burger loving bastard they go-
Writer: well I guess it could've gotten worse
Writer: say, Spain, why were you so mean to my home country when she was a kid?
Spain: it wasn't me! it was my boss, I had to do what he commanded me to!
Writer: I know, I know, sheesh you're panicky
Yeah so this was more of a scene than a crack, hope you liked it anyways
and boi is it late....nah it's summer it's fine
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia of the Crack
FanfictionYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
