Writer: HETALIA EUROVISION HETAVISIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
England: what's gotten into her?
Italy: she's broken
England: okay....
America: *sobbing in a corner*
England: what's gotten into America?
Canada: he wanted to be part of the Eurovision
America: IT'S NOT FAIR I WANTED TO SING
England: *sigh* America, you're not a European country and besides if you are one you can't be the one to sing
America: I WANTED SOME ART OF ME
England: YOU GOT BILLIONS ON DEVIANT ART
America: I WANTED A HETAVISION ART
England: *facepalm* Canada, could you please bring your brother into his room?
Canada: okay *drags America into his room*
America: NO I DONT WANNA
England: Tony and your videogames are there
America: TONY *jumps into his room*
Japan: am I the only one asking why Greece is taking off his shirt?
Cyprus: I'm asking the same thing
Greece: *strips in front of cats*
Japan: is he broken too?
Cyprus: I mean he's with cats so I guess not?
Writer: LOOK AT POLAND, STILL AS FABULOUS AS EVER
Poland: oh I know *hairflip*
Writer: fabulouuuus
Italy: FRATELLO LOOK AT SPAIN
Romano: why do you want me to look at him? he looks stupid
Spain: but I look good in a suit, Roma!
Romano: ...no
Italy: ve...
Writer: BUT LOOK AT BELARUS, LOOK AT HER SPARKLY DRESS
Belarus: t-thank you...at least someone appreciates me
Russia:......
Russia: big sister looks good too!
Ukrain: aw, thank you little brother!
Writer: yeah she really does, look at her! and look at Russia with his fluffy scarf!
Russia: yay~
Finland: well at least Sweden doesn't look scary in here
Sweden: *looks at Finland*
Finland: NOT THAT YOU DONT LOOK GOOD ALL THE TIME
Denmark: is no one gonna talk about my hair here?
Norway: your hair looks like that all the time
Denmark: says the guy who just SMILED
Norway: at least I have a violin
Iceland: I still wish I was adopted
Italy: Ve~ Hungary's jacket looks amazing! and her guitar too!
Hungary: thank you little one!
Writer: HETAVISION! IGGY YOU LOOK LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR
England: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU WANKER?
France: why do I look so sad?
America: *from his room* CAUSE I STOLE ENGLAND FROM YOU HAHA
ok so I was obsessed with Eurovision
and congrats Israel for winning! the performance was amazing!
also who do you think looks better with the guitar? Hungary, The Netherlands or Poland?
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Hetalia of the Crack
FanfictionYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
