-after reading Danish Slaughterhouse-
Writer: *just got done reading it*
Denmark: Hey there!
Writer: *TErRiFieD iNhuMan NoIseS*
Denmark: what?
Writer: *drags the rest of the nordics to safety*
Denmark: huh!
Writer: IGGY PROTECT SEALAND
England: are you crazy? Sealand's safe
Sealand: NO I'M NOT
England: what the- *Sealand tackles him* hmph!
Sealand: protect me
England: why don't you go to Finland and Sweden?
Sealand: She hid them!
Writer: I HID THEM
Denmark: um-
Writer: AAAHHH *runs away*
Denmark: what did I do?
read Danish Slaughterhouse, it's an amazing yet terrifying book...and it involves some uh...pedophile stuff
I was too young for it
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia of the Crack
FanficYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
