Denmark: NORWAYYYYY
Norway: *eating butter* yes, d*ckmark?
Denmark: I have a new nickname for you!
Norway: what?
Denmark: NORGAAAYYYY
Norway: *snaps fingers*
Troll: *stabs denmark with horns*
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Norway: Icey
Iceland: hm?
Norway: you are gay, hella gay, hella hella hella gay
Hong Kong: *busts in through window* gay gay GAY
Iceland:
Norway: gayland
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Denmark: ICELAND
Finland: ICELAAAND
Sweden:...Iceland....ICELAND
Iceland: *turns off emo music* what?
Denmark: Norge said you can insult him straight to the face if you call him big brother
Iceland:....big brother
Norway: *flies in with butter wings* HE SAID IT HE F**KING SAID IT
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Norway is one of my faves and I wuv him
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Hetalia of the Crack
Hayran KurguYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT
