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America: y'know what'd be nice? Another revolutionEngland: no
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England: what if my eyebrows just start crawling out of my face?Sealand: england no
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Russia: owoUkraine: wtf
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Canada: im gonna mountain dew a lot of stuff later like mountain dewing prussiaAmerica: -_-
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America: the world is black, the sky is black, that person is-Canada: NO SHUT UP
omg please dont kill me i meant it in a harmless way im sowwy
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Finland: -struts in wearing the most sparkly sparkle dress- im a beautiful gay ass princessSweden: that sucks a lot of dick thats for sure
Denmark: o.O
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Japan: -looks at sum good good hentai-Japan's dicc: imma just rise up
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Taiwan:..........EVERYBODY KICK TO THE KUNG FU BEAT, HAH, WHO WILL BE THE MASTER WHO WILL TAKE THE LEAD? EVERYBODY KICK TO THE KUNG FU BEAT WHO WILL BE THE MASTER IN THE STREETS?China: -kung fu drops a fvckin plate-
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America: i want some foodPhilippines: I just cooked some frogs you want some?
America: wtf?
Philippines: whaaat? I got em from pampanga
Pampanga: ^-^
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Hetalia of the Crack
FanficYes I know the cover is messed up UPDATE: THAT COVER LOOKS GLORIOUS Hetalia belongs to Papa Hima and there is no escape from the fandom NE NE PAPA THIS BOOK IS SHIT