Hetalia of the Crack

Embarrassing Iggy

How to embarrass England in different places

At the Café

Barista: name please?

England: Arthur

Barista: so is that a david with an h or an r?

England: what? uhm-ok? *walks away*

Writer: *whispers to barista* change it to Iggy

Barista: *writes it*

a few minutes later

Barista: Tea for Iggy!

Writer: right here! *shoves England to the counter*

England: what the?!- Writer!

Writer: ehehehe *walks back to the table*

England: *sigh* thanks anyway *claims drink* *walks back to the table*

Barista: no problem, Iggy!

England: *scoffs*

Writer: you're welcome!

England: wanker

~Iggy on the cup was spelled as Miggie~

England: uh

Writer: wha *looks over* oh

America: IGGY WHAT'S UP?!

England: FOR THE QUEEN'S F***ING SAKE

During Highschool

Teacher: alright class I shall take attendance

~teacher says names and students say here and all that blah blah blah s***~

Teacher: Engla-Iggy?

England: what?

Teacher: Mr.Iggy Kirkland?

England: uhm-

Alfred: answer the damn name call!

England: H-Here...

~after class~

England: alright who in their right mind did that?

Writer: I did

England: Why you!-

Writer: *gLaAaArE*

England: u-uhm- how did you do that?

Writer: magic

England: what?

America, Writer, Norway and Romania: maaagic *sparkles appear by them as if making them look innocent but they sure as hell are not*

During a hangout with other humans

Friend: so, Arthur, like I was sayi-

America: Iggy? IGGY HEY! IGGY *frantically waves at England*

Friend: who's tha-

England: *covers their mouth, drags them to another spot* no one no one no one

America: IGGY! IGGY NOTICE ME RIGHT NOW! IGGYYYY

Friend: are you su-

England: yes, f****** yes

Writer: *appears in front of him* hello, Iggy

England: FOR F**** SAKE

'Murica: YOU AIN'T RUNNIN' AWAY FROM YOUR ADORABLE NICKNAME

So...school's returning tomorrow....f my life

and since skool is coming back tomorrow of all days, updates will be pretty slow...but not as slow as a chapter a month or anything like that

anyways, thanks for reading!