Hey Spacejerk

Yelling at Clouds

Hey Spacejerk,

Have you ever seen the meme "Old man yells at cloud"? Probably not. You should look it up. And I mean "research it on the human internet." Because it looked an awful lot like what I saw on a news report the other day. Except it was a little closer to "Crazy alien screams at mailbox."

Of course the news reporter said you were just a deranged little boy, but what do they know.

Just for the record? Yelling at the mailbox isn't how this communication system works. Unless you were actually trying to get a news crew down there to ridicule you. In which case, it works great. How long were you screaming at it, anyway?

That's actually the most activity I've seen out of you in days. You haven't been down in your base very much, from what I see on the cams. Do you have some new scheme going?

Screw it. Doesn't matter anyway, I'm practically on house arrest unless I want to go to Colledge University. It's your fault. He thinks I did it, you know. None of this would have happened if you didn't...

Whatever. Go gargle water. It'll improve your voice.

-Dib

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