Hey Spacejerk,
What is the sound of one alien losing his mind?
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
You smell weird.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Improve your face: add meat.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Nevermind, it was just a normal cheese shortage. The cows were on strike.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Guess who has all the time in the world to do this?
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Has your robot consumed all the cheese in the city? Looks like there's a shortage.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Wait a second, cows don't go on strike. Did you mind control them?
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
I don't know why I even bother.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Maybe you should try using that thing above your shoulders every now and then.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Seriously? Cows with picket signs. That's your best plan lately.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
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-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
How many letters does it take to fill an alien's mailbox?
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
Have you ever wondered if there's a dozen Dib clones plotting your destruction at this very moment? Bet you are now.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
I heard that if you listen to Aqua's Barbie Girl for ten hours straight, the secrets of the universe become clear.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
The views are great, the space is great, but I'd kill to see something familiar out here.
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk,
What is the sound of one guy losing his mind?
-Dib
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Hey Spacejerk
FanfictionHey Spacejerk. Good job burning down my house. Were you hoping I'd have to move? Congratulations. But that's not going to stop me from spending my every living breathing second monitoring you. And sending you mail through a system you're too dumb to...
