welcome to the dox and john show, right here on disney channel where we talk about the GOOD STUFF: wattpad edition
dox : oh my god, baldi shit i dont fucking know im just glad i dont watch or play this game like holy crap seriously, im already dying from reading these weird ass fanfictions with john, we are here in my class reading this book, y'know baldi x reader lemon, nsfw, smut, idk " so first of all, we decided to read this for irony and im sure undertale fanfics are weirder than those but oh boy, i was wrong.
" its worse than sans x reader x papyrus "
" um then stop reading it, let them be!" well, listen up, we didnt comment or say that its bad but this is my book so i can say my opinions here an d OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
john : hey whats up its ya boy, lil j, john (KLAZO-MANIAC) here to say that me and dox (lil d) wanna fucking die it was so fucking terrible there are tears streaming down my face like what the fuck is this
is this satan's bible
dox : god, this is worse than satan writing a webcomic. OH YEAH. time to read some good shit, im sure i will beat my meat again on the desk while watching FITZ, o H YFUCK ye
john: actually i popped a semi reading that fanfic like damn. im gonna nut to this later. baldi looks like a half eaten lollipop that fell on the carpet, a hot one. damn. im gonna squeeze one out to him fuck thats hot mmm
dox : i will literally give him all my milk in my freezer and damn, i love math now, 2 + 2 = fuck me daddy
john : multiplication more like fuck-me-hard-in-the-ass-daddy-baldi
dox : division more like open and stretch my legs daddy
john : no homo but id let baldi eat my ass
dox : man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick
john : thats
john : thats pretty hot
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De Todo➳ ⚔┇2nd s/mb book ➯ man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick
