oh hey isnt your fav character's birthday today
me: oh uh yeah i think so
... so
me: what
you aint gonna say happy birthday??
me: uh hbd
omg i though he/she's your fav character
me: bitch i don't care, i know levi's birthday but i didn't post shit or say " OMG HUSBAND HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY" or when its karkat's birthday " HOLY FUCK HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY MOTHERFUCKER " is that what you're expecting
...okay okay calm down i just thought you would say hbd to them since you're so addicted to them
me: no jesus fucking christ
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Random➳ ⚔┇2nd s/mb book ➯ man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick
