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Boys logic
- I love you
- still talks to other girls
- I still love you

Oh, wow. Girls don't do that shit? Cough cough. I know a girl who do that shit. And besides what's wrong with talking to other girls or boys? Maybe they're actually talking to their cousin? To their motherfucking sister? To their mom? To their best friend ever since they were kids?

And you too, guys. Control your jealousy, it's hard and you'll never master it, we will never master controlling our jealousy but just try.

Here's some tips for ya
First, If you see someone messaging your bf or gf and you think that they look suspicious or something then try to stalk them. See if they have a gf or bf or whatever. You do you.
Second, Try to not get jealous on their friends, if you see them always therein their MB, then that means it's normal. No need to be jealous.
Third, a lot of people in here say I love you so if they say that to this person, if it's your first time seeing this then do the first step or just try to get over it. Maybe your partner says I love you to everybody. Not all people are tsundere assholes like us man.
Or just trust your partner that they will not cheat on you or do some bad shit. It's not like you own them, they can still do whatever they want, say whatever they want. Well, there's limits now. But just be glad that they let you in their life even though you have so many flaws and sometimes it's fucking annoying.

And if you really think it's getting too far, talk to your partner, they might solve the case and just try to stop them but if they didn't, then go talk to that person and be proudly say
" they're in a relationship right now and I'm actually their partner. hi, nice to motherfucking meet you. "
Well, remove the motherfucking and try to ask them if they like your gf and bf. If they said no, then try to believe if but if you really feel suspicious and your gut is telling you, " that twat fancy your gf/bf man. I can feel it. " then trust it and keep asking them questions or something, there's a lot of ways to get the truths to people.
And if they said yes, Well , say your gf/bf will never be theirs or something and if they fight back,
Tell it to your partner and maybe they can talk to them and that's good if they give up but if they didn't , get ready your roast cell and he should be controlling your brain now because it's your duty to roast all those motherfuckers who tries to steal your girl/man. Or if you ran out, just simply ask your friends or to me, and I would love to give you some, or go to my following list, most of my friends no, all of them actually are better than me at roasting dick heads.

And try to do it only in pm,if they block you, they're pathetic man. If they didn't, well give them a little bit of credit, that just means they know how to fight or probably half of them is cool, just like my boy, Prince. I talkshit a lot and I know for sure he knows that some of the rants in Mb are for him but he still following me. For some reason?

But you know, sometimes defeating your enemies from stealing your Prince or Princess feels good. That just means that you are capable of protecting them or defending them if something bad happens. Who knows, you might be able to fight their parents if they did something bad to them. It's your responsibility now to make them happy, to not make them cry, to make them feel that they can run to you and tell you everything, well not really but like problems or about the things that they do not want their parents to know. Your job is to make them feel that they can trust you. You're like a third parent to them, ya know?

 You're like a third parent to them, ya know?

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Sometimes I'm proud that I'm a cancer. Yes, sufferer. Also porn. Praise the failure Jesus.

This book is near on the end that's why this past few days I've been giving you some useless informations and most of the problems that I see in my news feed is about love and relationships like what the fuck.

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