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Me : hey did you know I almost died?!
Klazo-maniac aka dave : REALLY THATS GREAT DUDE!!
Me : I KNOW RIGHT
Me : my two year old heart-
Dave : youre six
Me : sup wheres my horns
Dave : just get in the house first, your horns are in my room
Dave's dad : hello!
Me : I just have to get my horns, damn it why does that sounds so wrong
Dave : I wonder why
Dave : why did you hike
Me : my mom signed me up there
Dave : sounds gay
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Random➳ ⚔┇2nd s/mb book ➯ man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick
