I like it that my dad and I saw this on the table but no one really cares, we both just looked at it and then go back to work. I'm afraid what's inside of it but whatever.
I like it that my mom is the one who keeps asking me if I'm in a relationship and my dad is like, " who's your boyfriend or girlfriend? In your school or online? Who is it huh? " and I'm just Jesus Christ, calm down.
I like it that when I played a Japanese song, Andi it's about incest and my dad can understand what they're saying, he didn't say anything.
I like it that when I was playing the kimochina song which is actually a very dirty Japanese song, basically talking about sex, my dad just ignored it. But I know when he walked away, he's thinking,
" putangina, what happened to my child "
I like it that my parents always say don't watch porn or any dirty stuff but wow, dad's history.
I like it that my dad and I are pretending that we ain't a pervert.
I like it that my dad and my uncles just started talking about this strip club in front of me.
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Rastgele➳ ⚔┇2nd s/mb book ➯ man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick